Rewards

In order to reward the faithful readers of Adelaine’s blog, I will occasionally add a motivational quote or humorous piece (at least I will think it is humorous).

So today we have the ultimate man

Jack Bauer

Here are a few FACTS about Jack

Jack Bauer’s healing factor is so powerful he doesn’t brush his teeth at night. Jack Bauer just punches all his teeth out his mouth and grows a new set by next morning.

If you break one of Jack Bauer’s ribs, he’ll just use it to stab you to death.

When you get in a fist fight with Jack Bauer, he kills you with your own fists.

When Jack Bauer plays Texas Hold-em he only gets one card, “to keep it fair”.

When you sneeze, it’s Jack Bauer’s spirit punching you in the face.

Jack Bauer can clap with one hand.

When a convicted terrorist was sentenced to face Jack Bauer, he appealed to have the sentence reduced to death.

Most children slept with a teddy bear and blanket when they were young, Jack Bauer did the same thing but with a real bear.

Jack Bauer doesn’t eat honey, he chews bees.

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